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		<title>Tanz-o-Mazah</title>
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		<description>Classic &amp; Current Inshayyioun Say Intekhab</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 03:59:33 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>zindgi banao aasan</title>
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			<dc:creator>lasani</dc:creator>
			<description>khushi ko karo save,



rishto ko karo recharge,



dosti ko download,



dushmani ko erase,



such ko broadcast,



jhut ko switch off,



tension ko not reachable,



pyar ki incoming on,



nafrat ki outgoing off,



language ko control,



hassi ka outbox full,



aansu ka inbox khali,



gusse ko hold,



muskan ko sent,



help ko ok,



self ko autolock, </description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:54:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/tanz-o-mazah-f16/zindgi-banao-aasan-t122.htm#2123</comments>
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			<title>....Daddy Internet laga dein !!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Lamhe</dc:creator>
			<description>

Dil ka connection miladein, 

Daddy Internet laga dein , 

Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka, 

Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein 







Homework pura hota nahi, 

Raat ko mein sota nahi, 

Jab mood ho parhai ka, 

Homework koi hota nahi. 







Net bhi hai kamaal cheez, 

Bas aati ho agar chalani keys, 

Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay, 

Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees. 







Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga, 

Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga, 

Mein god promise karta  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 03:59:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>&amp;quot;Favorite Dishes Of POLITICIANS&amp;quot;</title>
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			<dc:creator>farwa</dc:creator>
			<description>



Favorite Dishes Of Politicians..





George W. Bush



would love to eat liver of Bin Laden fried in

Taliban oil cooked by Pervaiz Musharraf. Benazir tried in vain to convince him that she

could cook better! 



Bill Clinton 



loves half cooked dishes served by Monica Lewinsky!



Rumsfield 





is fond of Afghan dishes cooked by Northern Alliance out of dead meat of Taliban

Mujahideen.



Vajapai 



loves to read the stories of Dracula and suck the blood of Kashmiries. Advani

loves  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:17:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>English V/S Urdu</title>
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			<dc:creator>waqar hussain</dc:creator>
			<description> How wud sum common english sayings direct translate in Urdu ???

Just for fun Smile







Have a nice day!

----- Achcha din lo!





***********



What's up?

----- Uppar kya hai?





***********



You're kidding!

----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!





***********



Don't kid me!

----- Mera bachcha mat banaao!







***********



Yo, baby! What's up?

----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?







***********



Cool man!

----- Thandaa aadmi!







***********



Check  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:10:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>yeh baat samaj main ahey nahi</title>
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			<dc:creator>waqar hussain</dc:creator>
			<description>ye baat samjh main aai nahi

ammmi ne mujhe samjhai nahi

main kaise meethi baat karun?

jab meethi chajji khai nahi

aaapi bhi pakaati hain halwa

woh aakhir kyu halwai nahi?

bhaiyya ki jo mangni ho gai kal

kyu kal hi dulhan mangwai nahi?

ye baat samajh main aai nahi 



naani k miyan jab naana hain

daadi k miyan jab daada hain

tab aapa se maine pucha

baji k miyaan kia &quot;baja&quot; hain

woh hans hans kar yun kehne lageen

aey bhai nahi aey bhai nahi

ye baat samjh  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>~*~*~ Yeh Degree bhi lelo ~*~*~</title>
			<link>http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/tanz-o-mazah-f16/yeh-degree-bhi-lelo-t70.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>waqar hussain</dc:creator>
			<description>Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,

Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,

Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,

Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,

Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani







Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,

Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,

Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,

Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,







Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,

Woh chehre ki laali, woh  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>*~Logic~**</title>
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			<dc:creator>*~A Little Wish~*</dc:creator>
			<description>Bholaji decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Pyarelal came home. 



Pyarelal: Bholaji How is your MBA preparation? 

Bholaji: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. 



Pyarelal: Logic is very easy. 

Bholaji: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. 



Pyarelal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? 

Bholaji: YES. 



Pyarelal: Logically, there will be water in it. 

Bholaji:  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:21:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>((phir kyo nahi aaye mere janaze ke peeche)) come in side</title>
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			<dc:creator>sahil_kinara</dc:creator>
			<description> 

  

Tum to kehti the main ayungi her gali har darwaze ke peeche

phir kyo nahi aaye mere janaze ke peeche

isper larki boli: ha main kehti thi main aayungi har gali har darwaze ke peeche

per tum hi ne mur kar nahi dekha ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke peeche



     

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			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:44:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/tanz-o-mazah-f16/phir-kyo-nahi-aaye-mere-janaze-ke-peeche-come-in-side-t426.htm#27231</comments>
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			<title>MSN Ki Batain &amp;amp; Funny Poetry</title>
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			<dc:creator>waqar hussain</dc:creator>
			<description>MSN Ki Batain &amp; Funny Poetry



MSN ki baatain

MSN ki woh mulakatain

woh payar bhari batain

woh login honey ka intazar

woh intazar ki saateyin

kaho kiya bhool jao gey????

woh farzi naam ka batanav haha likh lar jhoota kehka lagana

woh ASL poochney par

apni umer aur kam batana

kaho kiya bhool jao gey????

woh payar bhari tehreerain

woh MSN ki emotion tasweerain

woh nick main haale dil likhna

woh net ko fast karney ki tadbeerain kaho kiya bhool jao gey???

woh typing  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/tanz-o-mazah-f16/msn-ki-batain-funny-poetry-t27.htm#59</comments>
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			<title>~*~ 2 sharabi ~*~</title>
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			<dc:creator>waqar hussain</dc:creator>
			<description>Pehla Sharabi - Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai,

Nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain,

Who haath zinda rahein khudaya

Jo mujhko Whisky pila rahe hain



Doosra Sharabi- Janab, kya app hosh mein hain

Agar aisa hai, to aur lijiye

Sharabkhane mein aye hain to

Khudi ko gark-e-sharab kijiye



Pehla - Nasha bahut ho gaya hai sahib

Na aur dijiye sharab mujhko

Ki, ek bara saanp lag raha hai

Ye lamba lamba kabab mujhko



Doosra - Kabab to behtarin milte hain

Sham ko mere ghar kea  ...</description>
			<category>Tanz-o-Mazah</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:48:16 GMT</pubDate>
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