http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/-t1.htm Fun Humor Jokes, Riddles, Puzzles, and Funny Quotes share here Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:40:59 GMT 10 http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/11/73/92/06/logo710.gif http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/-t1.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/aaj-funny-t662.htm farwa Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! aahoo G aahoo Q1:- Cat Aur RABBIT Main Kia Farq Hota Hay ? ANS:- Cat Ki Dum Aur RABBIT K Kaan Lambay Hotay Hain. Q2:- Elephant K Jism Main Ajeeb Cheez Kia Hoti Hay ? Ans:- Us Ka Left Kaan Buhat Bara Aur Right Kaan ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:40:59 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/aaj-funny-t662.htm#45676 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/aaj-funny-t662.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/molvi-t268.htm farwa woh manat mangnay gaya

waha uski MAA khai main gir gayi.

MOLVI BOLA
ya khuda wah teri khudai
Apni te labbi nahi
te
abbay di V gawa deti...........


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]]> Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:16:23 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/molvi-t268.htm#14628 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/molvi-t268.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/jokes-collection-t628.htm zaara Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamaal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Thu, 29 May 2008 09:16:56 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/jokes-collection-t628.htm#42127 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/jokes-collection-t628.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/nice-one-i-enjoyed-hope-u-wud-enjoy-too-t97.htm muskurahat An Italian, French and Lalu (our railway minister) went for a job interview in England. They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: (( green , pink and yellow ) ) The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day ." The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pinkpantheron TV. Last ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:31:07 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/nice-one-i-enjoyed-hope-u-wud-enjoy-too-t97.htm#1148 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/nice-one-i-enjoyed-hope-u-wud-enjoy-too-t97.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/accountant-joke-t509.htm farwa Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:19:53 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/accountant-joke-t509.htm#30478 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/accountant-joke-t509.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/english-of-a-desi-teacher-t535.htm *~A Little Wish~* ENGLISH OF A DESI TEACHER In class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in. * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside * Both of you three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the window. * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver. * Take 5 cm wire of any length. About ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:17:42 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/english-of-a-desi-teacher-t535.htm#32541 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/english-of-a-desi-teacher-t535.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/if-u-r-18-year-old-then-u-can-check-thsi-post-t96.htm muskurahat If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here.... are U 18 Years Old? if YES Then Scroll down ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' I again Advice u if u r not 18 plz go back! ' ' ' ' ' ' ok as u like now see this ' ' ' ' ' ' ' NADRA National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan agar aap ne ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:23:43 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/if-u-r-18-year-old-then-u-can-check-thsi-post-t96.htm#876 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/if-u-r-18-year-old-then-u-can-check-thsi-post-t96.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ya-khuda-teri-khudai-t383.htm Hasham 1 larkey ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi" .]]> Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:32:40 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ya-khuda-teri-khudai-t383.htm#24910 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ya-khuda-teri-khudai-t383.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/a-quick-laugh-for-5-mins-t342.htm Hasham Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.


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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!]]> Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:31:12 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/a-quick-laugh-for-5-mins-t342.htm#23565 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/a-quick-laugh-for-5-mins-t342.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/john-abraham-t11.htm wafa Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
John looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one."]]> Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:01:22 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/john-abraham-t11.htm#21 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/john-abraham-t11.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ayy-kya-bolti-tu-t113.htm muskurahat . Urdu: Aey Kiya Bolti Tu Aey Kya Mai'n Bolu'n Sun Suna Aati Kiya Khandala Kiya Karu'n Aakay Mai'n Khandala Aray Ghumai'n Gay, Nachai'n Gay, Gaei'n Gay, Aesh Karai'n Gay Or Kiya ? English : Aey What Do You Say? Aee What Should I Say? Listen. Speak On. Coming To Khandala? What Should I Do, Coming To Khandala? We'll Roam, We'll Loaf, We'll Sing, We'll Dance We'll Freak, Baby,What Else? Sanskrit : Aey Balik, Twam Katham Kathisyasi ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:03:34 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ayy-kya-bolti-tu-t113.htm#1760 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/ayy-kya-bolti-tu-t113.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t65.htm muskurahat Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata Seeng marta foran usse takar karata Raat ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:11:49 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t65.htm#426 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t65.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/gud-frd-and-best-frd-t209.htm farwa A good friend is one

who tells you to study well,

and a best friend is one

who sits outside the exam hall
and says

"Abbe kitna likhega baahar aaja..." :D]]> Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/gud-frd-and-best-frd-t209.htm#8563 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/gud-frd-and-best-frd-t209.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/little-manu-jokes-t12.htm wafa Teacher: Why are you late? Manu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Manu: Me! Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Manu: ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:04:35 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/little-manu-jokes-t12.htm#22 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/little-manu-jokes-t12.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/joke-elizbeth-bush-and-vajpayee-t64.htm muskurahat Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Wajpaidied and all went to hell. Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes... Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says: five million dollars... Five million dollars!!!???? She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair.... Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how everybody ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:02:05 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/joke-elizbeth-bush-and-vajpayee-t64.htm#421 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/joke-elizbeth-bush-and-vajpayee-t64.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t66.htm muskurahat Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata Seeng marta foran usse takar karata Raat ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:11:49 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t66.htm#427 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/kash-t66.htm http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/munna-bhai-jokes-t13.htm wafa PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot ... Jokes , Fun Humor , Riddles Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:18:59 GMT http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/munna-bhai-jokes-t13.htm#23 http://apnaforums.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-humor-riddles-f19/munna-bhai-jokes-t13.htm