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Hasham
Number of posts : 1335
Location : Kuwait
Registration date : 2008-01-02
|  Subject: A quick laugh for 5 mins  Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:31 am | |
| Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! | |
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Hasham
Number of posts : 1335
Location : Kuwait
Registration date : 2008-01-02
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:32 am | |
| Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? | |
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Hasham
Number of posts : 1335
Location : Kuwait
Registration date : 2008-01-02
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:32 am | |
| A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything. | |
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muskurahat
VIP Member
Number of posts : 1601
Registration date : 2007-11-27
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:39 am | |
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Hasham
Number of posts : 1335
Location : Kuwait
Registration date : 2008-01-02
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:22 pm | |
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sahil_kinara
Number of posts : 173
Registration date : 2008-02-28
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:38 am | |
| HE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE..............VERY NICE BRO... | |
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waqar hussain
Admin
Number of posts : 9251
Registration date : 2007-11-24
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:48 am | |
| lozzzzzzzz nice sharing hasham dear jawab nahi dear app ki iss post ka | |
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farwa
Number of posts : 2342
Age : 36
Location : Äриί ĐūήіŸá MėıЙ
Registration date : 2008-01-12
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:50 pm | |
| lol nice sharing  | |
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FIVE FOUR FIVE - 545
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Number of posts : 2311
Location : DOHA
Registration date : 2008-02-25
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AMAN
Number of posts : 2856
Registration date : 2007-11-30
| | Subject: Re: A quick laugh for 5 mins Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:30 am | |
| hahaha very good Hasham bhai | |
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